Sometimes I feel like this is me and my husband… the only difference, I lack the skills to animate my jokes on the computer. Only in real life can I animate my jokes. SO if you want to see mine, we should really just hang out.
You bring the Tequila….
or the rum.
or the whiskey….
hell, bring whatever you have in your pantry, I’m not a picky alcoholic.
I think I’m the funniest person I know, just ask me, I’ll tell ya again!
Enjoy!
“Two Chips” / An Animated Short from Adam Patch on Vimeo.
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