we {heart} Bacon

Only true bacon lovers understand….

‘Tis the season for ‘no good deed goes unpunished’

Disclaimer: This post contains the word FUCK. If you do give a fuck about that, then don’t read it. But, if you don’t give a fuck, then you should proceed.. or don’t, I don’t give a fuck really. Happy Holidays 🙂 When I was younger I recall my father telling me that “No good […]
we {heart} Bacon

Only true bacon lovers understand….
Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?!

My 6 yr old squirts screaming 2 yr old brother in the face with a water gun. 2 yr old brother screams even louder. “Reilly!!!! I saw you do that even after your mother told you not to do that” – Dad yells out the window to 6 yr old. “I know….” – Caught 6 […]
Square dance with me

I’m sitting at the bar counter in our kitchen while my husband is baking peanut butter cookies {If he wants cookies that bad, he’ll just bake ’em himself at 9pm. I know what you are thinking, but no, he’s not high – at least I don’t think he is}. I lean over the counter and […]
The epic rise {and demise} of Tequila Tuesday

It’s bound to happen if you are a stay-at-home mom. You know, the weeks where nothing seems to go right. The baby screams bloody murder at everything, even when he’s happy; you find another pee soaked diaper hidden under your 6 year old’s bed {he apparently thinks is funny to see the smoke come from […]